Your mom.

screen door for submarine

Polacks

unborn baby diaper

Anchor camera.

Inflatable Boobs

Clothes

myspace

Ice cream that EVAPORATES before you even lick it.

Apple Mac computers

a bread sandwich

The Justin Beiber path through puberty. Now available on Blu-Ray!

The Hubble Space Microscope

Bacon scented wetsuit

Invisible wig

The wiffle spoon

Banks

Trying to spread happiness online. I mean for many of you out there a smile is like lethal poison... But what am I to do? Become one of you to adapt to the internet losers hall of fame? Please... I just need to adjust my sleep from working as a late time bouncer, and Ill be doing something far more productive... Thumb me down haxors... do it hiding, while I am here revealing my true self... and know that I pity you... speaking of lethal poison... let me set you free from your suffering: Moral :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :)

eject on a helecopter

A spork? I dont get it! Moral: its pointy!

a cat that is actually a dog

Solar Flashlight

A sphere... Get it..? No points ;D

portable garage door

Pointless Inventions

Sometimes an invention is so useless it's almost hilarious. Check out these pointless inventions and create your own!