a cat that is actually a dog

Rebecca Black

A wheelchair with pedals

Bagels, we have donuts.

submarine screen doors

a downloadable exe file to download the actual file you wanted to download.

50 shades of gray

a dislike for this joke

womans rights...... ohyeah...... and captcha shit

A waterproof bathtub

Your face!

Distractions

A perfectly generic, steel cube. Magnetized on the bottom so it hovers, and the top can be used as a small tabletop.

Womens' opinions

A cloning machine that only does one body part at a time.

Caffeinated sleeping pills.

the bacon eater (why let a machine do what you can do yourself)

rechargeable solar pannels

your mom's blue waffles

Hate.

Diesel-engined Ferrari

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fire proof candles

Goats, but also bee's. And people that keep them.

Pointless Inventions

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