Onions that dont have layers

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Trying to spread happiness online. I mean for many of you out there a smile is like lethal poison... But what am I to do? Become one of you to adapt to the internet losers hall of fame? Please... I just need to adjust my sleep from working as a late time bouncer, and Ill be doing something far more productive... Thumb me down haxors... do it hiding, while I am here revealing my true self... and know that I pity you... speaking of lethal poison... let me set you free from your suffering: Moral :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :)

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A service that allows people to continuously update their status with some 'fun' games thrown in to keep people occupied until someone comments on their status while in the meantime they slowly lose touch with reality. Wait...... Damn Facebook stole my idea

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onion tissues -jesse

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the appendix

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A wristwatch with a decade hand

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DRM

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death

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People who complain they didnt get any likes on their comment when they didnt like it either.

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Water machine. Just add water

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Penut butter on a pesticide mouse trap

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the zero dollar bill

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Men's Nipples

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The fart bag. A reusable bag that collects your farts through out the day for later enjoyment

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Your mom.

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Sugar-free candy floss

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Noise Cancelling Sub-Woofers...

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Pre Soaked Water

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Fire alarm with silencer

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Half turkey, half Turkish man.

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A 100% cotton catsuit

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fire-proof condoms :o

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Cold sick missile

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A machine that turns everybody in the room inside out

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Pointless Inventions

Sometimes an invention is so useless it's almost hilarious. Check out these pointless inventions and create your own!