Sugar-free candy floss

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Noise Cancelling Sub-Woofers...

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Pre Soaked Water

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Fire alarm with silencer

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Half turkey, half Turkish man.

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A 100% cotton catsuit

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fire-proof condoms :o

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Cold sick missile

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A machine that turns everybody in the room inside out

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We present our brand new Bacon taste and smell removal kit! For those of you that LOVE BACON but just cannot stand that horrible smell, or that horrible taste! Buy now and we include a BACON HEALTHY NUTRIENT REMOVAL KIT! Just push the strips trough the container, and BOOM PURE UNHEALTHY GREASE! Never feel left out just because you life in god old FAT America ever again! Moral: I eat bacon for breakfast every day, and I am lean, what the fuck is your excuse mr.America?

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:D Hahahahahahaha! Thumb me down already, helps me keep count on how many people without guts there are out there, and so far I am surprised at how few pieces of shit there are out there... it cant be right, there has to be more! So keep thumbing down so I can keep count of you. ;) Moral: Another victory this day, moral man wins anyway, so the day I dont get my way? Pray...

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Snuggie

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that whole human being that is stuck to a pussy

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Moral: There is nothing bad with free PR...

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car alarms that only go off when you press the panic button.

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Lyophilised water.

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Female vocal chords

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Noise cancelling Harrington aids

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Solar powered flashlight

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cordless extension cord

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Steam powered ice bucket

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waterproof tea bag

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Donald Trumps small loan of a million dollars

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A Fork-Knife

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Pointless Inventions

Sometimes an invention is so useless it's almost hilarious. Check out these pointless inventions and create your own!