Tinted contact lenses

A doorlock on a 24-hour gasstation.

braille e-reader

UFC-Themed anal douche kit.

Star Wars: Episode 1

The film "Never Say Never"

A switch that turns itself off.

leg warmers for penguins.

white slaves

a musical instrument for playing rests.

Self-flattening paper

Me

No armed suzie jokes

your mom's blue waffles

Gluten free flower.

Solar-powered flashlight

Chocolate milk without chocolate

Wired cellphone

Wooden Fireplace

Reusable Condom Once you're done, flip it inside out and use it again!

Canada.

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Spearmint-flavored suppository

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Pointless Inventions

Sometimes an invention is so useless it's almost hilarious. Check out these pointless inventions and create your own!