Reusable Toilet Paper

Snooki

Roll-on eyedrops

dragqueens, transvestites

handles that appear when drawers are opened

Reality shows

Blockbuster. IT GOT PWNED BY REDBOX AND OLDFLIX YEAH! Moral: If you are sad because you lost your job, you can come work for me, I will pay you half of what you earn for me! ECONOMY SUCCESS!

A solar-powered flashlight.

publishers and record labels. at least eventually, smarter ways of selling would allow authors and artists to be paid directly.

Barrack Obama.

anybody who is reading this

glow in the dark sun glasses :-)

Rebrella Umbrella but gets you twice as wet.

A reversible-flow vacuum cleaner. (Press a button to blow instead of suck)

1 sided dice

Powdered water, Just add to water, to get water

100% wood pencil

Math

Flavored toilet paper

the "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service" thing

Steel-plated ballet shoes

Tumble dryer that cant come into contact with water

headphones for deaf people

A solid Straw.

Pointless Inventions

Sometimes an invention is so useless it's almost hilarious. Check out these pointless inventions and create your own!