Solar powered flashlight.

Temperature-controlled Thermometers

A chair with no seat

solar panels that must be plugged in

Prostate Cancer Awarness Buttplugs

Non-alcoholic beer

Haircuts

Solar Powered Flashlight

this site.

A fire alarm that constantly rings and turns off when there is a fire.

Hmm... one day my kinder egg comment had 8 thumbs ups... and now 22 hours later it has at least four red thumbs? Pointless inventions: Haxxoring tools! There was one that kept thumbing my comments down the SECOND I posted them, below a picture! I mean how can someone give me 4 thumbs ups less than a second after I post a comment? Moral: You hiding behind your small tools (pun intended), know that your cheap tricks are useless against the truth... The voice that speaks in all human beings... and the few such as me that say them out loud... hide behind your tools, knowing you are no match for Moral Man!

The Gooch

Charlie Sheen

Non-alcoholic vodka

MyLifeisTwilight.com. Quit fooling yourself, Twihards, MLIA always wins.

Republicans

A basketball filled with lead.

An airbag

this site

sub-marine screen doors

PENIS HEADSHRINKER! Moral: 2 cm! Chicks dig it!

clear whiteout

If you fail all the time, you are very successfull at failing. If you fail at failing, you done something right. Moral: WHAT?

Glow in the dark light bulb

Pointless Inventions

Sometimes an invention is so useless it's almost hilarious. Check out these pointless inventions and create your own!