day-vision goggles

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Solar powered flashlight

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Lady Gaga's penis.

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This site.

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onesome

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heavy feathers -jesse

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A portable bag.

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a slow clock

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A goldfish leash.

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Kosher prostitute

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Electric Ladle

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Dignity

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Nerd with giant pingas.

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Belieber Comments

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A dikc, which is a dick with the bell end cut off and sewn on backwards. No good for sex but stops that nasty masterbating...forever. don't play with yer dikc!

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http://www.pointlessdicksfordickysdickfuckdickdickdickdickdickdickdickdickdickdickdick.com

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The amazing bacon shampoo, the intellectual nerd with big pingas, and the philosophical "greater levels of suffering" skits are Moral Man originals, so go give them a thumbs ups (unless you already did) Moral: Hahaha I came here to write moral man, but someone else did it before me... I am famous already... yeah... they let me into VIP clubs and Metal Bars and Iron chains and whatever weapon people have at hand... I just ask, can I walk into your Iron bat? And they say "Sure! You are a celebrity after all, who where you again?" Me: Just a horsehead netwo... People: DIE MONSTER! YOU DONT BELONG IN THIS WORLD! Me: What is a man! But a miserable pile of secrets! But enough talk (glass breaks) have at you!

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Appendix in humans

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un-freezable ice

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Homosexuality

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Rebecca Blacl

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A solar power bugie on the dark side of the moon

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A Fireproof Match

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Pointless Inventions

Sometimes an invention is so useless it's almost hilarious. Check out these pointless inventions and create your own!