a musical instrument for playing rests.

Self-flattening paper

Electric chickens.

Me

No armed suzie jokes

your mom's blue waffles

Gluten free flower.

Solar-powered flashlight

Chocolate milk without chocolate

Wired cellphone

Wooden Fireplace

Reusable Condom Once you're done, flip it inside out and use it again!

Canada.

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Spearmint-flavored suppository

MORAL MAN MORAL MAN DOES WHATEVER MORAL DONT SWINGS AROUND IN HIS WAY, COMPARED TO HIM YOU ARE ALL GAY WATCH OUT! Watch out for the worlds THIRD most pointless inventiooooooooon! Moral: I did warn you...

Fireproof gunpowder.

Inflatable Anchor

Doctors of Philosophy........ can help those suffering from a bit of Confucious.

myspace

This site.

A condom

A Submarine washer.

This is not a good example of critical thinking and applied knowledge, this is a gradient and an image of a dog.

Pointless Inventions

Sometimes an invention is so useless it's almost hilarious. Check out these pointless inventions and create your own!