- Pointless Inventions

A shovel with a giant hole in the middle.

Food that can't be digested. That way you can eat it after you shit it out.

A slightly longer spoon

a girlfriend.

1D

- Phoneless Wire

An audio-book for deaf

the ability to talk to deaf Caterpillars

waterproof keyboard

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Dehydrated water...

Adhesive sesame seed

Obama

What's worse than Juggy Brotelstein (pronounce manuel) album Nothing.... Not even the Holocaust

Same coloured text as the background/paper.

Dick flavored condoms

school

church

Euan was a meanie

Hiking

air-conditioned microwave oven

SOLAR POWERED FLASHLIGHT

a pedal-powered wheel chair

Just Dance.

Pointless Inventions

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