bacterial soap

Convertible submarine

All-natural arsenic-flavored food

Propel - Water Flavor

DECAF meth....

Religion (because that is really a invention... (this is for the idiots that keep putting atheism here, since religion was INVENNTED, and atheism is just ppl not being retarded and believing in the pointless invention that religion is...)

A sanitary pad...with buttons.

Submarine with screen doors

A solar powered alarm clock

A cookbook for preparing babies ages 2-3

Math

And I was like..... YOLO

Homosexuality

Government

Solar Powered Lantern

President, George Bush.

Cheeseburgers that cats can actually eat.

A smoke alarm that goes off only when there is no fire, and stops when there is one. --though it might technically work, it would be so not worth it.

educational televison

Rolls-Royce Trent powered hairdryer

screendoor on the spaceshuttle

see-through blinds

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Steam-powered kettle

Pointless Inventions

Sometimes an invention is so useless it's almost hilarious. Check out these pointless inventions and create your own!