A phone that sends an electric jolt to your crotch to signal incoming texts. This feature is permanant.

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Physics.

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a computer without a screen

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The Clap On and the Clap On Plus

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Solar-powered flashlight.

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Baby-proof baby bottle

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fat people

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Sonic: 3D games collection.

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Essays

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Confederate money

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A chair and desk with telescopic supports. But if one's height is changed, so is the other.

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Rebecca Black

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A Radio station consisting of pictures

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Balding kit! Feel like you have too much of that flowy wavy hair? USE THE BALDING KIT! Simply use these pills for two days, and BAM! You are bald forever! Its a known fact that over 20 percent of women find bald men sexy! (which is lower than id like) Special womans edition available! IT is a known fact that bald women freak me out... Moral: Its official I am 30 and am losing hair like it was never there to begin with... While the rest of my body is turning into fucking Hugh Jackman... (that part is fine, but could some of that beefy hair go back to my head? FIND OUT IN THE NEXT EPISODE OF DRAGON BALL Z!)

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Telescope contact lenses for farsightedness

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JAPCUM RESENTS: ULTIMATE BARBELL VS JAPCUM 3!: Who the hell gives a damn about what happens to the fucking universes. Moral: HADOUHADOUHADOUHADOUHADOUHADOUKEN! AND POWER OF THE, POWER OF, POWER OF, POWER THE DESTRUCTOR, POWER OF THE CREATOR!

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An origami umbrella

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pointless inventions website full of justin bieber posts

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A drowning fish.

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Headache-causing paracetamol.

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A peephole in a glass door.

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An app to design pointless inventions

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Tofu

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yo momma

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Pointless Inventions

Sometimes an invention is so useless it's almost hilarious. Check out these pointless inventions and create your own!