glass tornado shelter

Take away "To go"

A solar powered bedside lamp.

origami shield and sword

Balding kit! Feel like you have too much of that flowy wavy hair? USE THE BALDING KIT! Simply use these pills for two days, and BAM! You are bald forever! Its a known fact that over 20 percent of women find bald men sexy! (which is lower than id like) Special womans edition available! IT is a known fact that bald women freak me out... Moral: Its official I am 30 and am losing hair like it was never there to begin with... While the rest of my body is turning into fucking Hugh Jackman... (that part is fine, but could some of that beefy hair go back to my head? FIND OUT IN THE NEXT EPISODE OF DRAGON BALL Z!)

A submarine with a screen door

A book on how to be popular. Step 1: Burn this book.

Silk spiderweb pants knitted by the elves.

soccer

Taylor Swift

Sonic 3D... Any of them.

iPad2

A book on how to read.

samba and brazilian carnival .....i'am brazillian and i can tell that it realy sucks nobody wants to hear samba its is just noise like funk ¬¬' (don't bother about the bad english here i'am one of the best's)

Eats Taco... Nothing falls out.

Terms and conditions.FTW no1 reads them

Endothermic Kettle

A cookbook for preparing babies ages 2-3

Head phones which only connect to your phone

Boomerang RPG

Quality Apple products.

The Kardashans

A car that uses molten gold for fuel instead of gasoline.

Sugar free sugar

Pointless Inventions

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