heavy feathers -jesse

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Rolls-Royce Trent powered hairdryer

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Solar powered flashlight

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a hitler action figure

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bacterial soap

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The fart bag. A reusable bag that collects your farts through out the day for later enjoyment

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vagina and virginia

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An app to find you're phone.

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A remote-control pineapple

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Harry styles

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Bottomless pockets

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Steam-powered kettle

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Anti-sleeping bench.

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Alarm that goes off when there should be a moment of silence

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Diet water

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Mediocrity.

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onion-flavored tobacco

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Not sex

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Another Justin Beiber Invention joke.

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a suitcase to hold your suitcase

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Balding kit! Feel like you have too much of that flowy wavy hair? USE THE BALDING KIT! Simply use these pills for two days, and BAM! You are bald forever! Its a known fact that over 20 percent of women find bald men sexy! (which is lower than id like) Special womans edition available! IT is a known fact that bald women freak me out... Moral: Its official I am 30 and am losing hair like it was never there to begin with... While the rest of my body is turning into fucking Hugh Jackman... (that part is fine, but could some of that beefy hair go back to my head? FIND OUT IN THE NEXT EPISODE OF DRAGON BALL Z!)

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Lv. 100 Magikarp.

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Bean-flavored tofu.

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A book on books

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Pointless Inventions

Sometimes an invention is so useless it's almost hilarious. Check out these pointless inventions and create your own!