charcoal operated battery electric-powered generator LPG operated cellphone human-powered helicopter

a house with no doors

A diesel engined Formula One racing car

Book sharpener

A house in leons dad's bum crack that only leon can fit in

Book for blinds.

Religions

A reversible-flow vacuum cleaner. (Press a button to blow instead of suck)

2D glasses.

MP3 Players for deaf people.

waterproof drink mix

20 minute instant noodles

A collander spoon.

golden skateboard

wood carpet

glass tornado shelter

religion

Balding kit! Feel like you have too much of that flowy wavy hair? USE THE BALDING KIT! Simply use these pills for two days, and BAM! You are bald forever! Its a known fact that over 20 percent of women find bald men sexy! (which is lower than id like) Special womans edition available! IT is a known fact that bald women freak me out... Moral: Its official I am 30 and am losing hair like it was never there to begin with... While the rest of my body is turning into fucking Hugh Jackman... (that part is fine, but could some of that beefy hair go back to my head? FIND OUT IN THE NEXT EPISODE OF DRAGON BALL Z!)

Waterproof cup.

Invisible Ink

braille on speed limit signs

Submarine openable sunroof

SOLAR POWERED FLASHLIGHT

A web site to download internet

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