- Pointless Inventions

really attractive children

Non stick glue

an airbag that inflates 5 minutes after impact

Condoms

baby maker robot

air guitar tuner

Cold resistant ice cream.

Fish net condoms.

fake batteries

GAME CUBE

Solar powered tanning booth.

Reruns for shows that have just started airing

Onions that dont have layers

Book for blinds.

Sundriven flashlight

Food that can't be digested. That way you can eat it after you shit it out.

A slightly longer spoon

a girlfriend.

ugly people

ointment for ointment bottles

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A glass hammer.

Highway traffic-lights

Same coloured text as the background/paper.

Pointless Inventions

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