- Pointless Inventions

A concrete trampolene

Immoral? You a copycat or my nemesis? Kill myself? Assisted suicide? What are you typing about? No really, I want to know Moral MAN The Friendly R*pist: What would the point behind killing the most pointless man in the world be? And dont lie to me son! Justin Bibgirl might grow a pair one day, but he will never become a man.

Breathable space suits

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CAPTCHA.

Myspace

Taxes.

Censored porn

A song for deaf people

Fake sperm: For all your "embarrass yourself and your mom moments!" Make a memory, today! cheery music "Hey mom, I want to show you something!" "Eh son what is that? Its all sticky and wet and... oh my God I..." "Eh nothing mom, I was just uh... well spider web?, lol mom actually I bought a bag of fake sperm and" "Son, what you do is natural but eh.." "NO I SWEAR ITS FROM FAKESPERM.COM!" "No need to be ashamed son, well actually be very ashamed!" Moral: AHAHAHA HILARIOUS SHAMEFUL AND DISGUSTING MEMORIES FOR THE WHOLE FAMILY!

The alternative number pad on your keyboard

Strings for Air Guitar.

waterproof keyboard

The modern idea that we live in a free society when we are all slaves to debt.

Time,scedule,and routine

AC battery

The "View Terms of Service" link on this website.

Adhesive sesame seed

Chewing gum on a stick

school

Euan was a meanie

The add saying: What is scientology? Find out for yourself. Aka we wont tell you so dont click here.

Hiking

Condom that gives you STD's

Pointless Inventions

Sometimes an invention is so useless it's almost hilarious. Check out these pointless inventions and create your own!