Sonic 06

insurance companies

An app to find you're phone.

A wired remote

Solar powered flashlights

Justin Beiber penis

A country-border protection system that is so effective that not even a hang-glider can pass trough without getting shot, yet which allows three fucking jumbo jets filled with terrorists and victims to pass trough and start a war that... Nuff said.

head phones for the deaf

Strict parents

Justin Beiber's sexuality.

Homeopathy

Humans

Air guitar hero

Apple, Inc.

dragqueens, transvestites

A solar powered alarm clock

Pointless Inventions inside the Horsehead Network

A windshield froster (as opposed to a defroster)

Treadmill with wheels

The power to eat shith and die. Moral: Yet in your cause seeker, it is most useful, yes I am being personal.

porn stars with nut allergies

A book with 10 steps on how to solve a paradox

WOMEN TRANSPARENT CLOTHES and MUST ONLY implement it for all women to wear!

Jon Wilkins

Pointless Inventions

Sometimes an invention is so useless it's almost hilarious. Check out these pointless inventions and create your own!