gas operated toothpick

Solar Powered Lantern

That stupid bit of skin around a vagina.. Oh, a woman, that's it.

Justin Beiber penis

Paper Jamz

Online classes titled "introduction to the internet"

The hunger bar in Minecraft

selena gomez

a giant iphone that cant make calls or fit in your pocket (ipad)

A dictionary with misspelled words

Inflatable dartboard

A machine that writes pointless superpowers but can only be activated by a weird Japanese person that has a dog wearing a mask and Pokemon with penises.

A cloning machine that only does one body part at a time.

Terms of Service.

A vacuum cleaner that can pick up 3 bowling balls

A one sided stick

shock-absorbent hammer

a toilet bowl with one end of a portal just under the seat and another end in the ceiling

A Capcom device that tells you when new Megaman games come out. Moral: Never.

A cell phone that cant make calls but can receive them

The add saying: What is scientology? Find out for yourself. Aka we wont tell you so dont click here.

hitler

I... And MY NAME.... IS THE MOST FUCKlNG THUMBED UP COMMENT ON HORSEHEAD NETWORK! friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: And what are you going to do about it? Thumb this down like the shemale you are? Shemale or not, I will r*pe you and your mother...Its not about the sex, its about the domination, prove that you ARE MY BlTCH! Moral Man: The only one that can destroy internet censors... Because Moral Man...

cellphoneless sim card

Pointless Inventions

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