Cold fire

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Fake sperm: For all your "embarrass yourself and your mom moments!" Make a memory, today! *cheery music* "Hey mom, I want to show you something!" "Eh son what is that? Its all sticky and wet and... oh my God I..." "Eh nothing mom, I was just uh... well spider web?, lol mom actually I bought a bag of fake sperm and" "Son, what you do is natural but eh.." "NO I SWEAR ITS FROM FAKESPERM.COM!" "No need to be ashamed son, well actually be very ashamed!" Moral: AHAHAHA HILARIOUS SHAMEFUL AND DISGUSTING MEMORIES FOR THE WHOLE FAMILY!

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Snapbacks.

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Steam powered dehumidifier

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Women.

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Crocs-branded Condoms

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Glow in the dark camoflouge.

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The alarm clock that can do different types of farts as its alarm.

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video cameras for blind people

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JAPCUM RESENTS: ULTIMATE BARBELL VS JAPCUM 3!: Who the hell gives a damn about what happens to the fucking universes. Moral: HADOUHADOUHADOUHADOUHADOUHADOUKEN! AND POWER OF THE, POWER OF, POWER OF, POWER THE DESTRUCTOR, POWER OF THE CREATOR!

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Lime green firetrucks.

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Cigarettes

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Solar Powered Glow in the Dark Sunglasses

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Weapons for pacifists! They dont work.

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Terms of Service

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My life.

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An audio-book for deaf

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A bladeless sword

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Leon lives in a small, carboard box. He scavenges for food daily, and has to face the cold weather without suitable clothes. Leon, is therefore a... Tramp. ( I Never said which Leon ) =D

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A collander spoon.

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The worlds' largest functional toenail clippers

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ROGAIN SHAVING CREAM,,.,

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Training wheels for submarine

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Pointless Inventions

Sometimes an invention is so useless it's almost hilarious. Check out these pointless inventions and create your own!