Half turkey, half Turkish man.

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An interactive clock with arms and legs and also a top hat as well that walked like a human and followed you around throughout your day of activities and screeched the time every .8 minutes

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A book on how to be popular. Step 1: Burn this book.

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Light that only turns on when in contact with light.

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non-dairy milkshake

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A soup fork.

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Charlie Sheen

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hydro-electric computer

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captcha in braille

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Fire-proof matches.

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A solar flashlight.

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.45 caliber with cannon bullets

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solar panels that must be plugged in

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Squarepants

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handles that appear when drawers are opened

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invisible paint

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Instuctions on how to read instructions

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A silent movie for blind people

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Insectasteroid. Grows Insects FAST!!

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a penis that can't ejaculate

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makeup for pets

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steel toed flip-flops

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Dissolving Toilet Paper

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Appendix in humans

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Pointless Inventions

Sometimes an invention is so useless it's almost hilarious. Check out these pointless inventions and create your own!