Brain in Blondes...

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Gluten free wheat- The perfect invention for people with Gluten Allergies!

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Electric-powered fur coat.

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I Can't Believe It's Not Margerine

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bulletproof gun

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a circle

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A dikc, which is a dick with the bell end cut off and sewn on backwards. No good for sex but stops that nasty masterbating...forever. don't play with yer dikc!

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Strings for Air Guitar.

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A gas powered turtle neck sweater

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Family strip poker! Surprises for the whole family as b0ners and wet panties turn everywhere! Ever wondered if your mother likes your big manhood? Wonder no more! Ever wondered what can happen if your father suddenly ends up naked and you start thinking about that hot girl you met yesterday? Could there be a good reason to why your sisters looong hugs feel as she is rubbing against you? Discover now! Does your grandma still have the "natural wetness?" DISCOVER! LEARN! EXPERIENCE! AND REMEMBER! THE FIRST GUY TO PREC0M OR THE FIRST FEMALE WHO`S LEGS GET WET... LOSES! INVITE YOUR GRANDPARENTS TO A GAME THEY MIGHT FINALLY BEAT YOU AT! Because you always secretly wanted them to beat you hard right?! ;) GET CLOSER TO YOUR FAMILY TODAY! Moral DISCLAIMER: We at ToysAreus, take no responsibility for STD`s and unwanted pregnancies! GUARANTEED FUN!

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Pencil duller Like a pencil sharpener but it just dulls

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A book for bibliophobics.

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Plastic Tampons.

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Dirt polisher. Get that dirt nice and shiny.

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electricity powered generator

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Window Screens for Submarines

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My Mom

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Cup a Soup - Just add soup

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Stab proof knife

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tricycle training wheels

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xray vision that only works on mens clothes over 90.... and work at an old peoples home...

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A backpack that could only hold one thing

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Math

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a polar bear colouring book

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Pointless Inventions

Sometimes an invention is so useless it's almost hilarious. Check out these pointless inventions and create your own!