Fake sperm: For all your "embarrass yourself and your mom moments!" Make a memory, today! *cheery music* "Hey mom, I want to show you something!" "Eh son what is that? Its all sticky and wet and... oh my God I..." "Eh nothing mom, I was just uh... well spider web?, lol mom actually I bought a bag of fake sperm and" "Son, what you do is natural but eh.." "NO I SWEAR ITS FROM FAKESPERM.COM!" "No need to be ashamed son, well actually be very ashamed!" Moral: AHAHAHA HILARIOUS SHAMEFUL AND DISGUSTING MEMORIES FOR THE WHOLE FAMILY!