A web site to download internet

religion

helicopter ejector seat

getting sick

Condoms.

Chloroform tissues

Dehydrated water :p

A security system that will allow access if you get "Close Enough" with the password.

~motorcycle with airbags (unless you crash while going 200 mph)~

PIPA

Temperature-controlled Thermometers

A time machine that takes two hours to work and sends you one hour back in time. M-M-M-M-MORAL: KILL KILL kill kill kill...

an anti-social network service.

Religions.

multiple life sentences

plate holders

bureaucracy

glass prison cells

A book on how to read does not need to contain text morons, it can contain enough images to help you figure out how to read! And THAT you vote up with the top ten? Moral: Your source of awesome wisdom, handsomness, epicness, and YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

DVD rewinder

jacket that keeps you cold

Diesel-engined Ferrari

Mood rings used to describe how you feel, only after you've been hit by a bus.

cigarette flavored candy poop

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