Religion (because that is really a invention... (this is for the idiots that keep putting atheism here, since religion was INVENNTED, and atheism is just ppl not being retarded and believing in the pointless invention that religion is...)

This is not a good example of critical thinking and applied knowledge, this is a gradient and an image of a dog.

Human

boomerang throwing knife.

Vagina-scented pads.

School

Glow-in-the-dark Ninja Outfit

Maxi Pad bandaids

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A solar flashlight.

A cellphone battery decharger

edible hydrolic acid

A silencer for tanks...

Self-eating chips

You

a circle

Battery operated Battery Changer, Batteries not included.

A device that turns wine into water

An anti-joke.

Black highlighter

Assless diapers

an extreme roller coaster ride for the elderly.

Fake sperm: For all your "embarrass yourself and your mom moments!" Make a memory, today! *cheery music* "Hey mom, I want to show you something!" "Eh son what is that? Its all sticky and wet and... oh my God I..." "Eh nothing mom, I was just uh... well spider web?, lol mom actually I bought a bag of fake sperm and" "Son, what you do is natural but eh.." "NO I SWEAR ITS FROM FAKESPERM.COM!" "No need to be ashamed son, well actually be very ashamed!" Moral: AHAHAHA HILARIOUS SHAMEFUL AND DISGUSTING MEMORIES FOR THE WHOLE FAMILY!

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Pointless Inventions

Sometimes an invention is so useless it's almost hilarious. Check out these pointless inventions and create your own!