Boneless ribs.

Fireproof firewood

I Can't Believe It's Not Margerine

Youtube adds

A slightly longer spoon

A shovel with a giant hole in the middle.

Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black

Ashtray on a motorbike

soy flavored steaks, for those vegetarians who just can't stick with it!

If you fail all the time, you are very successfull at failing. If you fail at failing, you done something right. Moral: WHAT?

Family strip poker! Surprises for the whole family as b0ners and wet panties turn everywhere! Ever wondered if your mother likes your big manhood? Wonder no more! Ever wondered what can happen if your father suddenly ends up naked and you start thinking about that hot girl you met yesterday? Could there be a good reason to why your sisters looong hugs feel as she is rubbing against you? Discover now! Does your grandma still have the "natural wetness?" DISCOVER! LEARN! EXPERIENCE! AND REMEMBER! THE FIRST GUY TO PREC0M OR THE FIRST FEMALE WHO`S LEGS GET WET... LOSES! INVITE YOUR GRANDPARENTS TO A GAME THEY MIGHT FINALLY BEAT YOU AT! Because you always secretly wanted them to beat you hard right?! ;) GET CLOSER TO YOUR FAMILY TODAY! Moral DISCLAIMER: We at ToysAreus, take no responsibility for STD`s and unwanted pregnancies! GUARANTEED FUN!

Barrack Obama.

Solar powered tanning bed

A bladeless sword

Women.

A pool that can be turned up to 102 degrees and a hot tub that goes down to 80 degrees.

ROGAIN SHAVING CREAM,,.,

My Mom

The alarm clock that can do different types of farts as its alarm.

A Fork-Knife

motorbike with fire rockets

the ability to post Justin Bieber

JAPCUM RESENTS: ULTIMATE BARBELL VS JAPCUM 3!: Who the hell gives a damn about what happens to the fucking universes. Moral: HADOUHADOUHADOUHADOUHADOUHADOUKEN! AND POWER OF THE, POWER OF, POWER OF, POWER THE DESTRUCTOR, POWER OF THE CREATOR!

A radio station for the deaf.

Pointless Inventions

Sometimes an invention is so useless it's almost hilarious. Check out these pointless inventions and create your own!