MANSWEAT ON SPRAYCANS! Because you can never smell enough LIKE THE REAL MAN YOU ARE IF YOU USE ENOUGH MANSMELL! TESTICLES! ARMPITS! ALL SORTS OF 100 percent natural odors. Moral: Moral man still in stock! Smell like the man known as the third most useless invention today!

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Your wife. Moral: Yeah she cant do her stuff right.

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Anything consumable in "light" or "zero" form.

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Condoms.

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Jon Wilkins

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Grammatically incorrect 'filler' phrases and cliched words: 1. kinda like 2. sort of (pronounced sud'v) 3. You know (pronounce y'know) 4. I'm like.... 5. Weird Can often be heard uttered by ignoramuses in one sentence. ie: "I'm like 'hello'?. It was kind-a-like, sort of... weird...... y'know what I mean?

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Chick Flicks

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All-white Rubik's Cube

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Existence.

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soap cleaner

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Strawberry flavored shoes.

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preachers

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A solar-powered torch.

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Cheeseburgers that cats can actually eat.

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GOD

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Banana eating machine

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Automatic soap dispensers

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Day-vision sunglasses.

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water man

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Arrow to the knee jokes

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Haircuts

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A woman's vocal chords. Was gonna say mouth but..

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Michael Smith =D

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a cell phone for a deaf

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Pointless Inventions

Sometimes an invention is so useless it's almost hilarious. Check out these pointless inventions and create your own!