The scrotum, just put them on the inside.

1D

Cold sick missile

Abdominal fat.

Plastic scissors

left handed skrewdriver

Your mom

Grammatically incorrect 'filler' phrases and cliched words: 1. kinda like 2. sort of (pronounced sud'v) 3. You know (pronounce y'know) 4. I'm like.... 5. Weird Can often be heard uttered by ignoramuses in one sentence. ie: "I'm like 'hello'?. It was kind-a-like, sort of... weird...... y'know what I mean?

MORAL MAN MORAL MAN DOES WHATEVER MORAL DONT SWINGS AROUND IN HIS WAY, COMPARED TO HIM YOU ARE ALL GAY WATCH OUT! Watch out for the worlds THIRD most pointless inventiooooooooon! Moral: I did warn you...

Spork

Richard Simmons

A solar-powered torch.

Child safe knives (blunt).

A paint by numbers coloring book for blind people.

the Spork.

Satanism, AND atheism

The white colored pencil.

gay sex

My life.

This website.

michael smith

Live action cartoons

a high tech device that lets you read this sentence

Sega

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