A gun that has a flag saying, "bang!"

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Automatic soap dispensers

CuddleUppets, PillowPets, Snuggies, all blanket/pillow things you see in infomercials.

A solar-powered torch.

Richard Simmons

Child safe knives (blunt).

the Spork.

Fireproof gasoline

1D

The scrotum, just put them on the inside.

Cold sick missile

Religion

Directionators. (fake fans of One Direction)

left handed skrewdriver

Spork

Motion sensing hand soap dispenser. (So you don't have to touch that germey soap pusher)

Censored Porn

a machine that is powered by machine

A solar-powered flashlight

This website.

Time machine... I mean. Tie machine...I mean. I don't know.

A gun that explodes when you pull the trigger

Apple, and anything Apple. Way overrated and overpriced and you cant do a lot with them.

Pointless Inventions

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