Confederate money

A clock in Morse code

colorful snow. WARNING: do not put yellow on it

Non absorbent tampons

An under-water hair-dryer.

Erasable Sharpie

Baterey powered glow stick

Dolores Umbridge

Maxi Pad bandaids

Cube shaped bowling ball

TV for blind people

naw instead of no

Clear paint

a fishnet parachute

soap cleaner

A bicycle for the disabled

Strawberry flavored shoes.

a DVD rewinder

A solar-powered torch.

Banana eating machine

Cheeseburgers that cats can actually eat.

Physics.

A woman's vocal chords. Was gonna say mouth but..

Balding kit! Feel like you have too much of that flowy wavy hair? USE THE BALDING KIT! Simply use these pills for two days, and BAM! You are bald forever! Its a known fact that over 20 percent of women find bald men sexy! (which is lower than id like) Special womans edition available! IT is a known fact that bald women freak me out... Moral: Its official I am 30 and am losing hair like it was never there to begin with... While the rest of my body is turning into fucking Hugh Jackman... (that part is fine, but could some of that beefy hair go back to my head? FIND OUT IN THE NEXT EPISODE OF DRAGON BALL Z!)

Pointless Inventions

Sometimes an invention is so useless it's almost hilarious. Check out these pointless inventions and create your own!