Solar-powered flashlights

Hot-sauce eye drops.

A Website teaching how to work the Internet

A time machine that takes two hours to work and sends you one hour back in time. M-M-M-M-MORAL: KILL KILL kill kill kill...

Powdered Water

Religion

Directionators. (fake fans of One Direction)

dehydrated water

Australian Indoor-Rules Quidditch Sure, great idea to begin with. Might even be fun to play. BUT IT'S POINTLESS IN RETROSPECT, because IT'S A GAME THAT INVOLVES TRYING TO HIT EACH OTHER WITH WOODEN BATS. Seriously.

A gun that has a flag saying, "bang!"

Toilet paper holder hat

Automatic soap dispensers

CuddleUppets, PillowPets, Snuggies, all blanket/pillow things you see in infomercials.

Drive through window for a liquor store.

Star trek convetions with a nerd ban

1 inch walking stick

A rack for racks

a dislike for this joke

water resistant umbrella

Cold sick missile

1D

Abdominal fat.

Plastic scissors

left handed skrewdriver

Pointless Inventions

Sometimes an invention is so useless it's almost hilarious. Check out these pointless inventions and create your own!