Dehydrated water.

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nuns

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Balding kit! Feel like you have too much of that flowy wavy hair? USE THE BALDING KIT! Simply use these pills for two days, and BAM! You are bald forever! Its a known fact that over 20 percent of women find bald men sexy! (which is lower than id like) Special womans edition available! IT is a known fact that bald women freak me out... Moral: Its official I am 30 and am losing hair like it was never there to begin with... While the rest of my body is turning into fucking Hugh Jackman... (that part is fine, but could some of that beefy hair go back to my head? FIND OUT IN THE NEXT EPISODE OF DRAGON BALL Z!)

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UUU- Unununium. "Uses: No uses known"

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Unscented Perfume

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A sword that melts in combat

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Doctors of Philosophy........ can help those suffering from a bit of Confucious.

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Men's Nipples

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A calculator that can divide by zero.

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Bottled water, when there's a fountain, like, right there......

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Anime

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A hair dryer that explodes when it's near wet hair

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Vegan Burgers

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A water proof water bottle

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Cola with bacon.

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A battery powered switch that releases energy

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Bean-flavored tofu.

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Donald Trump

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cordless extension cord

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Insectasteroid. Grows insects fast!!

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The Kardashans

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CAPTCHA

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See-through, endothermic showercurtains.

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A solar-powered flashlight.

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Pointless Inventions

Sometimes an invention is so useless it's almost hilarious. Check out these pointless inventions and create your own!