Synchronized swimming in the Olympics. ??

condoms with airholes

Convertible submarine

decaf 5 hour energy

You.

Afrocentrism

Reading Plus.

Marathon runs for town guards that took an arrow to the knee. Moral: Only those that used to be ex-adventurers like you may apply.

Q: Whats worse than a dead baby in a bag? A: Please just make my hamburger.

Apple, and anything Apple. Way overrated and overpriced and you cant do a lot with them.

an infinite resource maker fust put watever you want on one side the same thing comes out repeat

Everything except Mnt Dew, Doritos, and pizza

An instant movie maker that makes movies with all the actors being Nicholas Cage

Spork

muscle heads, body builders

A hair dryer that explodes when it's near wet hair

Diet soda

insurance companies

Flavored toilet paper

an octohorse (octopus+horse) iv seen plenty

AN ORPHANAGE FOR WHITE PPL

Motionless escalator

A Screen-door submarine.

Solar powered light bulb

Pointless Inventions

Sometimes an invention is so useless it's almost hilarious. Check out these pointless inventions and create your own!