- Pointless Inventions

Justin Beibers penis

The red thumbs down butTEN!

Invisible condoms (Sure Im wearing it babe don't worry.)

the power to distinguish powered doughnut fillings after you eat them

Wired remote.

A gun that has a flag saying, "bang!"

The sperm your father shot into your mom nine months before you got born! BURN!

an unscented perfume

A site that censors the word homo... damn not only does it seem like they hate homo sexuals, but arent we all homo sapies or something?

The Bible

Black people

The freakin straps that you wrap around your legs on some high heels

a book on how to fly.

A country-border protection system that is so effective that not even a hang-glider can pass trough without getting shot, yet which allows three fucking jumbo jets filled with terrorists and victims to pass trough and start a war that... Nuff said.

Noise cancelling Harrington aids

the jerk who made the anti-Islamic film people like him should fall of the Earth theres no room in this world for such hate and bigotry.

Batteries or power input to any and every thing that automatically shakes whenever Michael J Fox is visiting. Moral Disclaimer: The vibrating sound you hear from your mothers room at night is probably not Micheal "J" Fox.

Womens' opinions

A black guy with a job.

You

Human

Eco-friendly gasoline.

Sick Pills that make you sick

Those "words" in the box you have to type in order to make a comment....

Pointless Inventions

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