An asshole on your ellbow.

low-fat transfat

A water proof water bottle

USA

Water-proof fire

The words to the right that know when a virus is using the site because the virus can't read the squiggly letters. I guess I'm a virus.

The ability to walk as fast as you can run

Apple, and anything Apple. Way overrated and overpriced and you cant do a lot with them.

Motion sensing hand soap dispenser. (So you don't have to touch that germey soap pusher)

Full scale computer shaped usb flash drive

a guitar without strings b

Clear Paint

Animal Cruelty.

Air Conditioning for Motor Cycles

World hunger

An interactive clock with arms and legs and also a top hat as well that walked like a human and followed you around throughout your day of activities and screeched the time every .8 minutes

Charlie Sheen

THE '80S!!!!!!!!

homework

color blind bomb rigger

If you fail all the time, you are very successfull at failing. If you fail at failing, you done something right. Moral: WHAT?

Star trek convetions with a nerd ban

WHAT? I AM GETTING GREEN THUMBS? HERESY! BLASPHEMY! Moral: Oh sorry, I keep mistaking these horsehead network for "the pointless comment section"

flammable water

Pointless Inventions

Sometimes an invention is so useless it's almost hilarious. Check out these pointless inventions and create your own!