paper unbrella

A battery powered switch that releases energy

Glow in the dark tampons.

Catholic kid with no genetalia.

How to stop reading books compulsively: Book one of 9001.

A country-border protection system that is so effective that not even a hang-glider can pass trough without getting shot, yet which allows three fucking jumbo jets filled with terrorists and victims to pass trough and start a war that... Nuff said.

Space scented air

Spoon with a hole in the middle

ARGGGGG! I POST FAILED! Moral: C-C-C-C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!!!!!!!! ULTRAAAAAAAAAAAAA COMBOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Those "words" in the box you have to type in order to make a comment....

ANYONE WHO HAS POSTED JUSTIN BIEBER AND ANY OTHER NON-POINTLESS THINGS.

Condoms that come precoated with syphilis

Porn used only for educational purposes... ONLY.

Online dating for amish people.

Light that travels at the speed of darkness.

A windshield froster (as opposed to a defroster)

auto starting logs They catch fire automatically. but you dont know when

a white school bus with an sign saying "Free Candy"

Horsehead Network

People like you...oh wait, it's already invented!

flightless airplane

a coupon for scissors that needs to be cut out

A sanitary pad...with buttons.

A chocolate teapot.

Pointless Inventions

Sometimes an invention is so useless it's almost hilarious. Check out these pointless inventions and create your own!