Physics.

Sandwiches for dead people

Barrack Obama

Water Proof Note Cards

condoms with airholes

Water-proof fire

UUU- Unununium. "Uses: No uses known"

Unscented Perfume

Drive through window for a liquor store.

Braille For iPhone

Dehydrated water.

Balding kit! Feel like you have too much of that flowy wavy hair? USE THE BALDING KIT! Simply use these pills for two days, and BAM! You are bald forever! Its a known fact that over 20 percent of women find bald men sexy! (which is lower than id like) Special womans edition available! IT is a known fact that bald women freak me out... Moral: Its official I am 30 and am losing hair like it was never there to begin with... While the rest of my body is turning into fucking Hugh Jackman... (that part is fine, but could some of that beefy hair go back to my head? FIND OUT IN THE NEXT EPISODE OF DRAGON BALL Z!)

nuns

See-through glass.

Anime

Men's Nipples

AN ORPHANAGE FOR WHITE PPL

Doctors of Philosophy........ can help those suffering from a bit of Confucious.

A calculator that can divide by zero.

Vegan Burgers

roll on eye drops

perforated condoms

Bean-flavored tofu.

Cola with bacon.

Pointless Inventions

Sometimes an invention is so useless it's almost hilarious. Check out these pointless inventions and create your own!