Chocolate teapots.

This website

Screen doors for a submarine.

Nintendo DS Lite

mascott for AIDS, the kool AIDS man

Condom with hole in it

water man

Synchronized swimming in the Olympics. ??

condoms with airholes

A learning braille book written in sign language

An eject button on a remote

un-freezable ice

Earphones that only work when you've muted the sound.

Convertible submarine

Reading Plus.

Doctors of Philosophy........ can help those suffering from a bit of Confucious.

Marathon runs for town guards that took an arrow to the knee. Moral: Only those that used to be ex-adventurers like you may apply.

decaf 5 hour energy

You.

Apple, and anything Apple. Way overrated and overpriced and you cant do a lot with them.

An instant movie maker that makes movies with all the actors being Nicholas Cage

Everything except Mnt Dew, Doritos, and pizza

an infinite resource maker fust put watever you want on one side the same thing comes out repeat

Q: Whats worse than a dead baby in a bag? A: Please just make my hamburger.

Pointless Inventions

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