Diet soda

Non-Stick Glue

super-glue for eyelids.

A cellphone battery decharger

SOPA

Ads on your computer...

Goats, but also bee's. And people that keep them.

A waterproof bathtub

Terms of Service.

A water proof water bottle

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A braille drivers manual.

Martin Luther king Jr's speech.

TV for blind people

Assless diapers

a toilet bowl with one end of a portal just under the seat and another end in the ceiling

A broken pencil. Literally pointless.

LIES! LIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEES!! Moral: A great spork is a amazing invention headless network!

WMBA

Waterproof water

A Horsehead network that runs SO FREAKING SLOW, THAT YOU POST SOMETHING AT POINTLESS SUPERPOWERS, AND IT SOMEHOW ENDS UP SIX MINUTES LATER ON THE POINTLESS INVENTIONS SECTION! Moral: He was called standing Bull before he challenged me into a fight!

Virtual boy

man tits

men.

Pointless Inventions

Sometimes an invention is so useless it's almost hilarious. Check out these pointless inventions and create your own!