Death insurance

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fish scented douche

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Religion

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The Billion-Dollar Space Pen.

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A warning: no running with scissors sign that can only be read while running with scissors

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Powdered water. Just add water, to get water!

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SILLY PUTTY!!!

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a fishnet parachute

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butt cheese.

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A machine that makes you exist eternally (by killing you then covering your corpse in wax)

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Bills.

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Wheelchair with pedals.

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birth control for necrophiliacs

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A battery charger that requires batteries.

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A Wireless Electricity

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Cheeseburgers that cats can actually eat.

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army barracks with automatic doors

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Grammatically incorrect 'filler' phrases and cliched words: 1. kinda like 2. sort of (pronounced sud'v) 3. You know (pronounce y'know) 4. I'm like.... 5. Weird Can often be heard uttered by ignoramuses in one sentence. ie: "I'm like 'hello'?. It was kind-a-like, sort of... weird...... y'know what I mean?

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Breakaway Condoms.

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A blunt fork

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A flower with no petals

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You

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A remote control with a range of 1 inch.

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a computer with no key board or touch screen or voice activation you have to wet it to turn it on sadly it will break

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Pointless Inventions

Sometimes an invention is so useless it's almost hilarious. Check out these pointless inventions and create your own!