Flame retartdant firewood.

China

A flashlight used only on the sun

gravel based lubrication

garlic flavored toothpaste

ARGGGGG! I POST FAILED! Moral: C-C-C-C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!!!!!!!! ULTRAAAAAAAAAAAAA COMBOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Build-A-Bear

Solar-Powered Pacemaker

A SpooKnif a spoon so sharp it can also be used as a knife.

Muggles

auto starting logs They catch fire automatically. but you dont know when

Taco Bell "money savers edition" Eh? El containo el real meato de burro hay hay hay! y el Chiguagua ay au au au mata no! No el Afraido of el tryo el meato de misterio! AYAYAYAYAY! Not even we knows who it is! Dog, Donkey, "accidental", fresh wild cat straight from the streets, what more can you wish for (with your salary eh? Know what I mean?) dog-crap for the children, they wont notice, its the same shit everyone gets at McDonalds anyways! I mean okay they serve horsecrap but whats the difference anyways? Morales: Chicken of the cave and chicken of the ground available at half price if you have watched a certain sequAl.

Online dating for amish people.

This website

a circle

People who complain they didnt get any likes on their comment when they didnt like it either.

chocolate toothpaste

THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA!!!

China

Disolvable condoms.

Religions & Science

An apple-making factory.

A beeper to find your cell phone when you lose it

the wheel

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