helicopter ejector seat

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A smoke alarm that goes off only when there is no fire, and stops when there is one. --though it might technically work, it would be so not worth it.

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Homework

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(Going for comment in first 10 pages)... Justin Bieber. (too easy (??_?)...)

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You.

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A sword that melts in combat

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the jerk who made the anti-Islamic film people like him should fall of the Earth theres no room in this world for such hate and bigotry.

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A battery charger powered by batteries

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A country-border protection system that is so effective that not even a hang-glider can pass trough without getting shot, yet which allows three fucking jumbo jets filled with terrorists and victims to pass trough and start a war that... Nuff said.

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underwater waterbed

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cordless extension cord

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the royal family...............

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This Website

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wheelchair with pedals...

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Insectasteroid. Grows insects fast!!

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Vagina proof condoms

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This site. Saddest, most unfunny pile of shite I've ever read...

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Unsliced bread

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nice talking !??_??

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bacon flavored hunting camo

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A sanitary pad...with buttons.

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Condoms

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A concrete trampolene

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A barrel shaped and sized teleporter that allows you to teleport inside of it.

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Pointless Inventions

Sometimes an invention is so useless it's almost hilarious. Check out these pointless inventions and create your own!