you

Minecraft

computer without a screen

Guy: I want you for much more than just sex baby, I mean in fact I dont even want you for it unless you want! Girl: Really? Uh, why? Guy: I can suck my own turkey. Moral: Ugh... Geeks and Yoga, kill em with Yoga fire (you relax, go into a deep state of mind, and then apparently you yell it while blowing outwards, the details are a bit fuzzy)

a new viagra in...suppository form........

Chocolate-flavoured breast milk...........actually....

Tacos

Blind guide dogs

portable doggie door

Whoever is reading this

Black lightbulb

Vegitarian Zombies

braille on restroom doors

The red thumbs down butTEN!

Breathable space suits

Jesus from Nazareth:The turn based strategy game Xbox exclusive.

Directions on how to use soap.

flightless airplane

Inflatable dartboard

Myspace

The airstuard's who direct you to your seat. You've seen planes right? sort-of.. long tube things. They go from 1 to however long the plane is, but you need directions. ( Quote from Michael Macintrye FTW? ) XD

Alcohol that makes you sober.

A raincoat material towel

Non-toxic poison

Pointless Inventions

Sometimes an invention is so useless it's almost hilarious. Check out these pointless inventions and create your own!