Gay Porn

Batery powered batery charger

the Louie the fly mortein mascot (Seriously if you are selling fly spray that is supposed to work why does he keep coming back?)

Trying to spread happiness online. I mean for many of you out there a smile is like lethal poison... But what am I to do? Become one of you to adapt to the internet losers hall of fame? Please... I just need to adjust my sleep from working as a late time bouncer, and Ill be doing something far more productive... Thumb me down haxors... do it hiding, while I am here revealing my true self... and know that I pity you... speaking of lethal poison... let me set you free from your suffering: Moral :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :)

waterproof tea bags.

Banks

pubic hair

See-through bathroom stalls.

A dictionary for blind people

Sugar Free Water

Moral Man. Moral: Man has left the horsehead network. bye everyone!

HD contact lenses

A TV with a remote control attached to it

A spork? I dont get it! Moral: its pointy!

eject on a helecopter

iPod with built in subwoofer.

toes

infectant wipes instead of disinfectant wipes

Asthma inhaler leaving you short of breath. (Actual side effect)

Israel

Sparkling Vampires. Because that's really what happens to vampires in the son

A machine to untwist bananas.

Fake, plastic dummy CD's or DVD's to go in the case when the case is empty. To save that nagging empty space.

black people

Pointless Inventions

Sometimes an invention is so useless it's almost hilarious. Check out these pointless inventions and create your own!