SCHOOL

Subtitles for blind people.

Clothes

Polacks

Anchor camera.

Women

"I am over 18" button in websites

Ice cream that EVAPORATES before you even lick it.

www.comparethemeerkat.com

a battry that runs on batterys

A sphere... Get it..? No points ;D

Your mom.

A mobile home without wheels...

Children.

Justin Beiber's balls

Brail on a tv remote "Do not touch this" written in brail a sign that says "the edges of this sign are sharp" non-sided sticky tape

Unflammable Matches

Listing pointless inventions

portable garage door

Mosquitoes.

Trying to spread happiness online. I mean for many of you out there a smile is like lethal poison... But what am I to do? Become one of you to adapt to the internet losers hall of fame? Please... I just need to adjust my sleep from working as a late time bouncer, and Ill be doing something far more productive... Thumb me down haxors... do it hiding, while I am here revealing my true self... and know that I pity you... speaking of lethal poison... let me set you free from your suffering: Moral :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :)

Cigarettes

Chocolate Teapot :)

A fake vagina for homosexuals

Pointless Inventions

Sometimes an invention is so useless it's almost hilarious. Check out these pointless inventions and create your own!