Doctors of Philosophy........ can help those suffering from a bit of Confucious.

Hot Ice cream

Underwear with edges that fuse to your skin creating a hermetic seal, and you cannot take them off. Imagine farting...

Obama.

A Website teaching how to work the Internet

This website.

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a butter stick

MORAL MAN MORAL MAN DOES WHATEVER MORAL DONT SWINGS AROUND IN HIS WAY, COMPARED TO HIM YOU ARE ALL GAY WATCH OUT! Watch out for the worlds THIRD most pointless inventiooooooooon! Moral: I did warn you...

Drink Responsible commercials (Alcohol)

colorful snow. WARNING: do not put yellow on it

A rack for racks

Glow-in-the-dark Light Bulbs

a machine that is powered by machine

A solar-powered flashlight

Censored Porn

Star trek convetions with a nerd ban

A paint by numbers coloring book for blind people.

Fireproof gasoline

A chocolate fireplace

low-fat transfat

Black Light

That shitty game Braid (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Braid_(video_game))

An ultralight origami aircraft

Pointless Inventions

Sometimes an invention is so useless it's almost hilarious. Check out these pointless inventions and create your own!