- Pointless Inventions

dehydrated water

Insectasteroid. Grows insects fast!!

School.

Day-vision sunglasses.

a piggy bank that you can't get your money out of.

Richard Simmons

Convertible submarine

Drive through window for a liquor store.

Anything on Disney channel

A CD-ROM Driver on a CD-ROM

Afrocentrism

Terms of Service on a website

Water-proof fire

Autotune

Boobs... Gross.

this site

A cup that can't hold anything.

Balding kit! Feel like you have too much of that flowy wavy hair? USE THE BALDING KIT! Simply use these pills for two days, and BAM! You are bald forever! Its a known fact that over 20 percent of women find bald men sexy! (which is lower than id like) Special womans edition available! IT is a known fact that bald women freak me out... Moral: Its official I am 30 and am losing hair like it was never there to begin with... While the rest of my body is turning into fucking Hugh Jackman... (that part is fine, but could some of that beefy hair go back to my head? FIND OUT IN THE NEXT EPISODE OF DRAGON BALL Z!)

Taste PIZZWATEX Refreshing and right from the finest toilets of England.

a cell phone for a deaf

All-natural arsenic-flavored food

AN ORPHANAGE FOR WHITE PPL

that shave the bieber in 5 clicks pop up... lol joke best invetionn ever. espesialy when you get 2 on the same web page!!!!!

School

Pointless Inventions

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