- Pointless Inventions

machine that turns the inventor into shit

Cranes. You can't build one without one.

Double sided playing cards

Transparent playing cards

an octohorse (octopus+horse) iv seen plenty

Non-explosive Dynamite

1 inch walking stick

yo mamma

non-touchscreen phone without keypad

A machine that both reads pointless inventions and comes up with new ones

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blue oranges

School

Babies

Bison`s ass

Banana flavoured apples

Silent firecrackers.

fireproof matches-smokey bear approved

fn key on a mac.

50 shades of grew e.g. porn.

teapot with a handle inside

MTV.

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non-sticky tape

Pointless Inventions

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