The words to the right that know when a virus is using the site because the virus can't read the squiggly letters. I guess I'm a virus.

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a balloon that pops when it has air in it.

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Jalapeno scented cleenex

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MTV

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low-fat transfat

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The appendix.

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A back pocket in your undies.

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Wheelchair with pedals.

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Shorts called pants.

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Grammatically incorrect 'filler' phrases and cliched words: 1. kinda like 2. sort of (pronounced sud'v) 3. You know (pronounce y'know) 4. I'm like.... 5. Weird Can often be heard uttered by ignoramuses in one sentence. ie: "I'm like 'hello'?. It was kind-a-like, sort of... weird...... y'know what I mean?

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fire

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The Kardashian

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Any movie on Syfy

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reCAPTCHA

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White Crayons.

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Motorcycle Ashtray

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Miley Cyrus

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A broken pencil

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A dikc, which is a dick with the bell end cut off and sewn on backwards. No good for sex but stops that nasty masterbating...forever. don't play with yer dikc!

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Religion.

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A pillow made out of lead.

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Scentless air fresheners

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a rocking chair that only rocks backwards.

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A baterry charged baterry charged baterry charged baterry charged baterry charged baterry charged baterry charged baterry

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Pointless Inventions

Sometimes an invention is so useless it's almost hilarious. Check out these pointless inventions and create your own!