this website

vagina and virginia

The phrase "... but then i took an arrow to the knee"

A locking system that locks an entire building to prevent people from escaping, but only when there's a fire.

A Camera.... With a phone attached

babies

Solar Powered Flashlight

A cookbook for preparing babies ages 2-3

a hood of a sweat shirt

reversible sock-glove (gloves that can turn into socks)

XBOX MUSIC XBOX GAMES XBOX APPS XBOX BROADCASTS XBOX LIVE We get it Microsoft... I got the hint and got myself a Playstation 4, can we like cut this Xbox thing now? The apps and games and stuff can stay, just remove the console and we are good.

School

Strawberry flavored shoes.

rotary dial iphone

Anything consumable in "light" or "zero" form.

solar powered flashlight. :DDDDDD -kevin tan

Hair that dissolves

A portable button that when pushed causes some random parent to senselessly go and beat their child

Freedom of Censorship

My Dick

this website

Battery-powered Battery

solar powered fleshlight

ya mum

Pointless Inventions

Sometimes an invention is so useless it's almost hilarious. Check out these pointless inventions and create your own!