Papal condoms

Noiseless alarm

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baby maker robot

An audio-book for deaf

Women's rights.

Drink-warming ice cubes

JAPCUM RESENTS: ULTIMATE BARBELL VS JAPCUM 3!: Who the hell gives a damn about what happens to the fucking universes. Moral: HADOUHADOUHADOUHADOUHADOUHADOUKEN! AND POWER OF THE, POWER OF, POWER OF, POWER THE DESTRUCTOR, POWER OF THE CREATOR!

Chloroform tissues

a sluty nannie mcfee

Leon lives in a small, carboard box. He scavenges for food daily, and has to face the cold weather without suitable clothes. Leon, is therefore a... Tramp. ( I Never said which Leon ) =D

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Fake sperm: For all your "embarrass yourself and your mom moments!" Make a memory, today! *cheery music* "Hey mom, I want to show you something!" "Eh son what is that? Its all sticky and wet and... oh my God I..." "Eh nothing mom, I was just uh... well spider web?, lol mom actually I bought a bag of fake sperm and" "Son, what you do is natural but eh.." "NO I SWEAR ITS FROM FAKESPERM.COM!" "No need to be ashamed son, well actually be very ashamed!" Moral: AHAHAHA HILARIOUS SHAMEFUL AND DISGUSTING MEMORIES FOR THE WHOLE FAMILY!

Wooden Barbeque

A shoe

Training wheels for submarine

Solar-Powered flashlight

multiple life sentences

A environment friendly sun-charging remote control that takes too long to charge for each channel in order to channel surf during the commercials. Moral: Screw the rainforest! All three remaining trees of it!

Rebrella Umbrella but gets you twice as wet.

If you fail all the time, you are very successfull at failing. If you fail at failing, you done something right. Moral: WHAT?

soy flavored steaks, for those vegetarians who just can't stick with it!

Pointless Inventions

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