Impact Activated Parachute

american football

A doorlock on a 24-hour gasstation.

BIRTH CONTROL

Women's rights

A case for your air guitar.

black people

a second shift key

Fingerless Surgical Gloves

Air ventilated condoms.

Safety razor (very popular thing for doing suicide though).

Glasses which make the real world 3D

ScrollLock key

wooden bouncy house

Japan

Anything you will ever come up with.

A service that allows people to continuously update their status with some 'fun' games thrown in to keep people occupied until someone comments on their status while in the meantime they slowly lose touch with reality. Wait...... Damn Facebook stole my idea

solar powered night light

machine that makes air

a solar powered light

:D Hahahahahahaha! Thumb me down already, helps me keep count on how many people without guts there are out there, and so far I am surprised at how few pieces of shit there are out there... it cant be right, there has to be more! So keep thumbing down so I can keep count of you. ;) Moral: Another victory this day, moral man wins anyway, so the day I dont get my way? Pray...

One direction

women's rights

lost fingers and hidden black men.

Pointless Inventions

Sometimes an invention is so useless it's almost hilarious. Check out these pointless inventions and create your own!