english class

soundless music

Cheeseburgers that cats can actually eat.

Self-opening Automatic door

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everything but women

An automatic door that has to be turned on to open

A book on how to read.

A box with holes.

Reruns for shows that have just started airing

Flavored Condoms

A chocolate teapot

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toys with batteries not included

parachuting bunnys

30 second unskippable advertisements

Transparent makeup.

national cocolate on your face day

Star Trek brand condoms (anyone that'd buy them wouldn't need them)

Sunglasses for blind people

cigarrettes :(

The kinder egg 3 in one "infomercial: You get 3 surprises in one egg! You get chocolate! You get a surprise! And a toy! Moral: I dont care about the damn toy... (the chocolate is delicious though), but where the hell is my surprise? Better commercial: You get 100 surprises in one egg! You get an egg! You get chocolate! You get white chocolate! You get a nice wrapper to keep your oh... you already ate your kinder egg... never mind... You get a yellow container! You get a paper with instructions inside! You get the experience of buying a kinder egg! You get a cheaper uglier toy every time you buy a egg! You get etc etc. Now at least a commercial like that would be a surprise on its own...

A dollar bill that costs a dollar.

Handerpants! underpants for your hands..... www.handerpants.com hahahah (:

Pointless Inventions

Sometimes an invention is so useless it's almost hilarious. Check out these pointless inventions and create your own!