An inflatable bowling ball!

Invisible car tires

xray vision that only works on mens clothes over 90.... and work at an old peoples home...

A woman's vocal chords. Was gonna say mouth but..

A braille drivers manual.

porn subtitles

You.

My love to you all, haxors, haters, and so on, you are at least all united by your suffering and desire to harm others as hate is all you have. While I love myself so much that I may fall on my knees once in a while, but will always get up. Take care friends and those that deem me a foe alike, I wish you the best, and may all your dreams come true, I love you all from what has been an endless source of compassion ever since I found the true love of my life. Moral: Love your enemies, they need it, and if you are lucky, you may realize they are your foes no more one day... but know that if you expect something back from what you give... you will be disappointed... Take care winners and losers alike, we are humans, and thus winners regardless in my eyes. I would also forgive you, but I do not believe in guilt, so thumb my comments harder than ever! Too bad that trains your body to attain pleasure from hurting... but hey! you are the responsible ones for your choices!

paper måché bombs

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Flip-flops, modern toys, smart cars, long lists, banner ads, LMFAO, Katy Perry, various other artists.

ALL ELECTRIC CARS

A car with an engine that's powered by the kinetic energy of the car moving.

Shake Weight. Doesn't help except with jerking off

Kamikazy Helmet

clear coat. why waste more money on something that still shows when it gets scratched and makes no difference at all?

Glow in the dark sunglasses

time machine

50 shades of grew e.g. porn.

Dehydrated prepackaged water.

Miniature gasoline generator powered hearing Aid Solar powered tanning machine

Portable North Pole marker.

A signer for a ventriloquist

baby making condoms

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