School

braille on ATM machines.

Solar powered tanning booth.

Invisible condoms (Sure Im wearing it babe don't worry.)

iPods for the Deaf

Solar powered vampire detection system

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Justin Bieber

that web site

Insectasteroid. Grows insects fast!!

electric tuba

A square barrel

A basketball filled with lead.

A cup that drinks anything inside it

Fingerless gloves.

butter knife.

sand paper condom

lemon free lemonaid

Brail on a tv remote "Do not touch this" written in brail a sign that says "the edges of this sign are sharp" non-sided sticky tape

A book with the title: Read this when you're dead

A tree that looked dead all year

A restaurant that doesn't serve food. You order, pay, then leave.

Vagina

Pointless Inventions

Sometimes an invention is so useless it's almost hilarious. Check out these pointless inventions and create your own!