Your mom.

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store brand batteries

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Ejector seat for helicopters.

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Popcorn, the kind that you have to put in a fucking put, and then add oil into it, and stir it around like a fucking idiot for like an hour because your childhood fuckbuddy you actually never banged, does not believe in the kind of popcorn that you just put in the microwave...

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A fat kid with anorexia

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Peanut free Peanut butter

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Washable Permanent Marker

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Anti-depressant pills that may cause suicidal tendencies

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Helicopter ejection seats

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The button to make me stop posting stuff. Moral: See what I did there?

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scripted reality shows

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Bean-flavored tofu.

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Myspace

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To comment below: Dont worry, I will assist in your suicide, besides what does a dead man fear of being charged for? Immoral: You know me.

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A speedloader for a speedloader

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A pointless investing is autocorrect

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Polacks

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Triangle shaped wheels.

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salad warmer

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fireproof logs

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SILLY PUTTY!!!

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a time machine that places you five seconds into the future.

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Seat belts for motorcycles.

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day-vision goggles

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Pointless Inventions

Sometimes an invention is so useless it's almost hilarious. Check out these pointless inventions and create your own!