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a sqaure ball

A M249 that the army uses that only shoots Nerf darts

XBOX MUSIC XBOX GAMES XBOX APPS XBOX BROADCASTS XBOX LIVE We get it Microsoft... I got the hint and got myself a Playstation 4, can we like cut this Xbox thing now? The apps and games and stuff can stay, just remove the console and we are good.

Popcorn, the kind that you have to put in a fucking put, and then add oil into it, and stir it around like a fucking idiot for like an hour because your childhood fuckbuddy you actually never banged, does not believe in the kind of popcorn that you just put in the microwave...

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The sperm your father shot into your mom nine months before you got born! BURN!

Sonic 06

Black Light

Automatic Hand Sanitizers

A battery powered switch that releases energy

thumb wrestling ring!

ointment for ointment bottles

Your appendix, all it can do is possibly explode and kill you.

Spearmint-flavored suppository

Hearing Aid for blind people

Self-eating bacon.

Directions on how to use soap.

A video game on how to play video games.

Solar powered flashlight

glow-in-the-dark flashlight

Timeline on Facebook

Pointless Inventions

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